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EN821 - Nedelja, 20.
IX 2009.
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Diskusija/besmisleni thread od statusa na
"Facebook-u". Na kraju teksta imate link za tu sliku odakle je ovo
prekucano.
Redakcija
Anu: No, that's Michael Moore. Michael Jackson is the guy who painted the Sistine Chapel for Pope Julius II.
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David: Anu, I think you mean Michelangelo. Michael
Jackson is a great comic actor who now suffers from Parkinson's. David: No, that's Michael J. Fox. Michael Jackson
is a young up and coming comedy actor who has been in movies such as
"Superbad" and "Juno". Matthew: Oh David, your thinking of Michael Cera. Michael Jackson is an american actor best known for his starring role in "Romancing the stone". Anu: No, Matt, that's Michael Douglas, Michael
Jackson is the guy who was roommates with Kyle and Mark last year, he also has
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Lucas: No, you're thinking of Michael Ian Black.
Michael Jackson is the greatest athlete that ever lived and smokes pot.
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Jason Michael: No, Lucas you are thinking off Michael Phelps. Michael Jackson is best known for being the only reason to go to a Washington Wizards game. David: No, dude, you're thinking of free t-shirt
night. Michael Jackson is a French filmmaker best known for "Eternal sunshine
of the spotless mind". Stephen: No, you are thinking of Michel Gondry.
Michael Jackson is the one who won seven F1 World Championships. David: No, your thinking of Michael Schumacher.
Michael Jackson is the one who got caught in bathroom doing an "I'll
show you mine if you show me yours" act with a cop. Mark: No, that's George Michael. Michael Jackson
is the guy who wears a hockey mask and stars in really bad movies. Topher: Oh, dear God! Stephen: C-C-C-Combo breaker! David: No Mark, you're thinking of two separate
Michael Myers. Michael Jackson starred as Chris Moltisanti on HBO hit series
"The Sopranos" Anu: No, no, no!!! You're thinking of Michael
Imperioli. Michael Jackson is the guy who sang "When a man loves a
women" Topher: No, no, Anu! That's Michael Bolton you're thinking about. Michael Jackson is that guy who sings all the old Sinatra songs and like to go Home. Jason: Sorry Topher. I think you are thinking of
Michael Bublé. Michael Jackson is best known for managing the merger between two
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Stephen: I'm pretty sure you are thinking of Michael Scott. Michael Jackson was a member of Steely Dan and the Doobie Brothers.
Topher: Hmmm, Stephen I think you might be talking about Michael Hossack. Wasn't Michael Jackson that corporate whistleblower that George Clooney played?
David: No, dude. That was Michael Clayton. Michael Jackson was the controversial performer that exposed his breast during the super bowl halftime show a few years back.
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Jason Michael: No, David. I think you are thinking
of the best halftime show of all time. Michael Jackson patriotic face
depicted on the 20$ bill (US). Anu: No... I'm pretty sure that's Andrew Jackson.
Michael Jackson is the little girl who wrote in her diary while hiding from
the Nazis. Stephen: Dude, that is obviously Anne Frank. Michael
Jackson is the blind and deaf woman who couldn't drive very well because she
is a woman. Topher: No, Steven. That's every woman, but I think you were going for Helen Keller, which is not related to any Michael at all. Everyone knows Michael Jackson was that crazy guy who looks like a vampire and enjoys angry music and using a woman's name. |
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Napuni me Nisam znala da si takva da si takva kuvarica ti si samo jedna više kuvarica (by
Nextajox)
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Dragi Igore, U utorak, 24. 1, u 16:08 zvao te
je Laza koji tvrdi da je tvoj prijatelj. Objasnila sam mu da ne može da
razgovara sa tobom jer si na sastanku van zgrade. On je nekoliko puta ponovio
da mora da se čuje sa tobom, a ja sam mu rekla da ne može, sve i da hoću (a
neću) da prebacim vezu, pa nek ti je prijatelj 100 puta! U roku od 15 minuta,
Laza se pojavio u kancelariji nezdravo crvene boje lica i zahtevao da sazna
šta sam uradila sa tobom kad te nema u kancelariji. Ponovila sam da si van
zgrade i dodala, ali kulturno, da ću njega,
Lazu, spakovati u orman ako nastavi da me gnjavi. Onda je Laza pokušao da
pozove obezbeđenje, ali ja sam bila brža i poslužila ga čajem, po glavi. Laza
je, bezobraznik, dohvatio čajnik i pogodio me u čelo. Ja sam u padu uspela da
uhvatim njegovu nogu i srušim i |
njega na pod. Međutim, nespretnjaković je
udario u orman urlajući: "Igore, pomozi!" A u ormanu su, naravno, oni
registratori tako da su ga malo zatrpali.
Tako da – obiđi Lazu na
traumatologiji – nešto je hteo da te pita.
Saša
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770. You still snigger when your hear "Offa's Dyke" 771. You say "near Swansea"
when someone asks where you're from, even though you're actually from
Aberystwyth 776. You've bumped into someone you know in Membury Services on the M4 |
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778.
You support any team that plays against England
779.
You know the chorus to Hymns and Arias and that's about it
780.
You point out that Cawl [supa,
čita se "kaul"] is not pronounced
"call"
781.
You've been forced to try some Lava Bread
782. You don't
really know where Cwmtwrch is, but you know there is a Lower and an Upper
783.
You're one of two last men standing after an international trip, the other is a
friend, of a friend's friend that you have inherited along the way
784.
The 2005 Grand Slam brought tears to your eyes
785.
You get a warm glow when you hear the first Welsh accents just past Bristol on
your way home from university
786.
You know at least one person who claims they were in school with either
Charlotte Church, Katherine Jenkins, Ioan Gryffudd or Catherine Zeta-Jones
787.
You have politely smiled at least once at a "Sheep Shagger" comment
788.
You got lost in The Royal Welsh Show as a child
789.
You got lost in The Royal Welsh Show as an adult
790.
Your father still tells the story of the time he was in a round with JPR, Phil
Bennett and Gareth Edwards
791.
You've met the late, great Ray Gravell
792.
In any pub you will find a plumber, electrician, plasterer, carpenter who'll
"do the job a week Sunday as a hobble, but I'll park the van round the
back"
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