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EN385 - Nedelja, 31. VII 2011.

Logo Lete�i bumbar No.385

U ovom broju donosimo:

2. �irom neta

            Vesti sa �etova i foruma

2. Moja hobotnica

            Obrada pesme "Moja domovina"

3. McDonalds prijava           Engleski jezik

            Stvarna prijava za posao

4. �pigl - dvojnici poznatih

            Foto-feljton: dvojnici poznatih li�nosti.

5. Kako sam upoznao ljubav svog �ivota

            FB romanti�na pri�a

6. Locirajte se!                       Engleski jezik

            Vi mora da ste iz… ako je ve�ina ovih tvrdnji ta�na (Nova Engleska, Njujork; 3501-3546)

8. Klub 27

            Pone�to o Ejmi Vajnhaus

Urednicima ostalih �asopisa: Budite fer i ostavite link za ovaj �asopis kad ve� uzimate materijal odavde!

Pa�nja! Stavite mi�a iznad ѕlike da bi dobili prevod ili obja�njenje istih!

Ajron-men

            Pre svega, zbog godi�njeg odmora, odlu�ili smo da umesto dvobroja (kako smo obi�no radili) da ovaj broj objavimo sa nedelju dana zaka�njenja. Tako�e smo odlu�ili tako i ubudu�e radimo, umesto da pravimo dvobroj. Svakako, obavesti�emo na�e �itaoce u prethodnom broju. Ako ne – dobi�ete dvobroj.

            Pored toga, na�a rubrika "�irom neta" je malo �ivnula (u smislu "mati�arskog ureda", �to je i osnovna delatnost na�eg �asopisa). U toku prethodne dve nedelje sklopljen je jedan brak i rodile su se dve devoj�ice.

          9. VII udala se Jelen�ica. Redakcija �estita mladencima i �eli im puno sre�e u zajedni�kom �ivotu!

          17. VII Gambit je dobio �erkicu. �estitamo na prinovi.

          Istog dana 17. VII je Mis JR dobila �erkicu. I njoj srda�no �estitamo.

Sonik i Ejmi

            Kako smo samo sa jednim od gorenavedenih stupili u kontakt zbog ove rubrike (sa ostalima nismo stigli), objavili smo samo kratke informacije.

MOJA HOBOTNICA

            Izvodi zbor Biv�eg i Sada�njeg HDZ

            Tekst napisao: S. Marekovi�

 

            (D. Palan�ec)

Svakog dana mislim na tebe

Crtam recke, brojim godine

Figa je u srcima

A lova nestala

Ima tu i vi�e istina...

 

            (J. Kosor)

Svaka �u�a la�e za tebe

Pos'o cveta, lova putuje

 

            (I. �uker)

Tisu�u dionica no�as propada

Cijeli DORH je sada za nama

Za namaaaa

Ku�ica od brokule

Buy me a coffee

Roditeljski

            (refren – cijeli HDZ)

Moja Hobotnica

Moja Hobotnica

Ima snagu mo�nog Ive (solo Milinovi�)

Afere rastu k'o gljive (solo Hebrang)

Moja zemlja Hrvtaska

 

            (I. Sanader)

Vratit �u se moram do�i

Tu je moj dom

Moje guske, moje selo

 

            (L. Bebi�)

Ivo nam se budi,

kao vjetar osvaja

On je tu

Sa nama

SA NAMAAAAAAA

 

(PONOVITI REFREN)

(preuzeto sa www.niktitanik.com)

McDONALDS PRIJAVA

This is an actual job application a 17-year-old boy submitted at a McDonald's fast-food establishment in Florida… And they hired him, because he was so honest and funny!

 

Name:

            Greg Bulmash

Sex:

            Not yet. Still waiting for the right person.

Desired position:

            Reclining. Ha ha. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place.

Desired salary:

            $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.

Education:

            Yes.

Last position held:

            Target for middle-management hostility.

Salary:

            Less than I'm worth.

Most notable achievement:

            My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes.

Reason for leaving:

            It sucked.

Hours available to work:

            Any.

Preferred hours:

            1:30-3:30 p.m., Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday.

Do you have any special skills?:

            Yes, but they're better suited to a more intimate environment.

May we contact your current employer?:

            If I had one, would I be here?

Have you ever been convicted of a felony?:

            Is "felony" sex with a cat? Because if it is… no.

TLL

"Kodakova" kamera Stari fri�ider

TLL 385 fri�ider

Do you have any physical conditions that would prohibit you from lifting up to 50 LBS?:

            Of what?

Do you have a car?:

            I think the more appropriate question here would be "do you have a car that runs?"

Have you received any special awards or recognition?:

            I may already be a winner of the Publishers Clearinghouse Sweepstakes.

Do you smoke?:

            Only when set on fire.

What would you like to be doing in five years?:

            Living in Bimini with a fabulously wealthy supermodel who thinks I'm the greatest thing since sliced bread. Actually, I'd like to be doing that now.

Do you certify that the above is true and complete to the best of your knowledge?:

            No, but I dare you to prove otherwise.

Sign here:

            Scorpio with Libra rising.

KAKO SAM UPOZNAO LjUBAV SVOG �IVOTA

Rolerkoster

            Ve� dugo lajkujem jednu malu… Ima duga�ke statuse, kratku pamet, �aroban profil i zgodnu sliku. Primetio sam da ni ona nije ravnodu�na. Vrlo �esto mi ka�e kako voli moj duga�ki… spisak prijatelja, ili kako mi je dobar najnoviji link…

            I iza�li smo par puta… Na Chat… Znate, to vam je ono mesto, desno od profil slike, prekoputa aplikacija… Moram priznati da sam bio odu�evljen… Istina, pri�amo razli�itim jezicima, ali ljubav ne poznaje barijere… Po�eo sam da u�im… U po�etku su mi te�ko i�li nepravilni glagoli BTW, WTF, OMG… ali zato briljiram sa LOL, BWE i XEXE… Vremenom je i ona mene po�ela da lajkuje… Jednom smo �ak iza�li i na MSN… Tamo je mirno i tiho i mogli smo pri�ati bez bojazni da nam neko gleda profile! Lepo nam je… Izlazimo svako ve�e, dru�imo se, razmenjujemo slike i linkove… Iskren da budem, razmi�ljam o svadbi… Zakupi�u ceo Chat, svi �ete biti pozvani! Svira�e nam najbolji muzi�ari sa YouTube-a, a na meniju �e biti samo specijaliteti i pikanterije: najsve�iji proizvodi sa Farmvilla i Fishvilla! Notifikaciju svog istorijskog "DA" ostavi�u na statusu, neka svi vide da sam na�ao sre�u u �ivotu! I ona je obe�ala isto! Kupi�emo divan stan u YouVillu, a ja �u dobiti dobar posao u Mafia Wars-u, pa

�emo imati od �ega da �ivimo! Na�i prijatelji dolazi�e nam u goste redovno, a za njih �emo otvoriti posebnu grupu, da imaju gde da se smeste. Mrze�emo sve koji nas hejtaju, a lajkovati sve koji nas vole… Zajedno! Obe�avam da �u joj biti veran, da ne�u lajkovati sli�ice drugih i da ne�u sa drugima izlaziti na Chat… Decu �emo praviti u Photoshop-u i �iveti sre�no sve dok traje Facebook… ili dok nam ne ukinu profile!!!

LOCIRAJTE SE

       Vi mora da ste iz Nove Engleske ako… (USA, poglavlje LXX)
3501. You find a snowmobile as a reasonable means of transportation for 4 months out of the year.
3502. You consider 65�F (18�C) ocean water "warm".

3503. Your car is parked outside because your snowmobiles get parked in the garage.
3504. "Vacation" means going anywhere south of New York City for the weekend.
3505. You've been to Cape Cod.
3506. $15 to park is a bargain.
3507. You can go from one side of your hometown to the other in less than 15 minutes and see atleast 15 losers you graduated with doing the exact same thing they were doing the last time you saw them.
3508. You've been to Six Flags New England.
3509. If you know that its not really "Six Flags New England"… but "Riverside".
3510. Everyone in town over 50 goes to Florida between October and April.
3511. You think Vermont has the best skiing in the World.

3512. You know what a bubbler is and you drink soda and pop someone in the face.
3513. You go to camp every year.

3514. The speed limit on the highway is 55mi/h - you're going 80, and everybody is passing you.
3515. You've ever gone candlepin bowling.

Slon

3516. You think 3 straight days of 90�F (32�C) weather is a heatwave.
3517. Your first motorized vehicle with four wheels was an ATV.

3518. You have ever put studded tires on your street racer.
3519. "Sox" vs. "Yankees" games are a life and death matter.
3520. There is a town green in the middle of your town.
3521. You refuse anything but real maple syrup.
3522. You regularly drive on roads that are as narrow and windy as a deer trail.
3523. You have ever missed school due to "Mud".
3524. You can choose exactly where your Senator sits on a political party map… Democrats on the Left, Republicans on the right… and that one little white dot in the middle is where our Senator sits.
3525. You ever have been asked in a school hallway if you have Duct Tape on you.
3526. You get pissed off when people assume New York is part of New England.
3527. You've skipped a day of school to go to the Big E, or… You've taken a field trip to the Big E
3528. A yellow light means "You can make it if you go a little faster"
3529. A red light/stop sign means stop… but only if you want to
3530. The first day after winter that's it sunny outside, you roll down all the windows of your car and pretend its summer, and even though its still 30�F (-1�C), you refuse to roll up your windows.

 

       Vi mora da ste iz Njujorka ako… (SAD, poglavlje LXXI)

Sat tetova�a

3531. You say "the city" and expect everyone to know that this means Manhattan.
3532. You have never been to the Statue of Liberty or the Empire State Building.
3533. You can get into a four-hour argument about how to get from Columbus Circle to Battery Park at 3:30 on the Friday before a long weekend, but can't find Wisconsin on a map.
3534. Hookers and the homeless are invisible.
3535. The subway makes sense.
3536. You believe that being able to swear at people in their own language makes you multi-lingual.
3537. You've considered stabbing someone just for saying "The Big Apple".

3538. The most frequently used part of your car is the horn.
3539. You call an 8"�10" (20�25cm) plot of patchy grass a yard.
3540. You consider Westchester "upstate".
3541. You think Central Park is "nature".

3542.You see nothing odd about the speed of an auctioneer's speaking.
3543. You're paying $1.200 for a studio the size of a walk-in closet and you think it's a "steal".
3544. You've been to New Jersey twice and got hopelessly lost both times.
3545. You pay more each month to park your car than most people in the US pay in rent.
3546. You haven't seen more than twelve stars in the night sky since you went away to camp as a kid.


Klub 27

"Klub 27" je pojava da su neki poznati rok i bluz muzi�ari umrli u 27-oj godini. Iako ova slika, zbog Bibera, debelo zadire u crni humor, ipak je objavljujemo kao oma� Ejmi Vajnhaus. Vi�e o "Klubu 27": http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/27_Club

Friz

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