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Nedelja, 2. X 2011.

U ovom broju donosimo: 2. Pravi Novosađanin Kako prepoznati pravog Novosađanina 3. Vređanje sa stilom Uvrede bez psovanja, na engleski način (kratke anegdote) 4. �pigl - dvojnici poznatih Foto-feljton: dvojnici poznatih ličnosti. 4. Pitanja Guglu Najgluplja pitanja postavljena Guglu 5. Locirajte se! Vi mora da ste iz� ako je većina ovih tvrdnji tačna (Ontario, Oregon; 3858-3899) 7. �irom neta Izbori za Miss i Mistera na "Domaći.de" 8. Kupon Kupon za gorepomenute izbore

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PRAVI NOVOSAĐANIN

- Redovno čita "Dnevnik"

- Ljubazno se javlja prodavačicama na pijaci iako ih ne poznaje

- Zna ko su: Mile Pica, Bora Fleka, Lajavi, Ćopica, Dule Dalton i Malajac

- Zna u koju je �kolu i�la Monika Sele� - Hrani labudove u Dunavskom parku - Ne koristi izraze "smorio, smara�..." - Ne gleda "Pink", "Farmu" - Subotom gleda "Vo��u", nedeljom "Kabel", "�elju", "Kanarince" i "Slaviju" i jo� stigne na Najlon - Uvek se javlja kom�ijama i pita "Kako ste" - Prvi čestita Bo�ić kom�iji Mađaru (Srbinu) - Ne pozdravlja se udaranjem po leđima - Slu�a tambura�e, "Pekin�ku patku", "Laboratoriju zvuka" i Mi�u Blizanca - Zna gde se nalaze "Kokra", "�trafta", "Kafe", "Mrca", "Eđ�eg", "Dalmacija" i "Ribarac" - I�ao subotom u "Dendi"

- Makar jednom u �ivotu igrao na "Dnevnikovom" turniru (i ispao u prvom kolu)

- Pio čaj na otvorenom klizali�tu i "�mekao ribe"

- Be�ao sa predavanja na "matine u Narodnom"

- �trand smatra lep�im od svakog mora

- Pije pivo, �pricer, obo�ava kuvani kukuruz i pečeno kestenje

- Za 1. Maj ide u Kamenički park

- Seća se leta u Poreču i "Zelenoj laguni"

- Za ručak jede supu, rinflaj�, sos, kuvano meso, pečenje i kolače, a nije nedelja ili neki svetac

- Ne pi�e grafite po spomeniku Janiki Bala�u

- U�iva �etajući kejom, Dunavskom, Zmaj Jovinom, Katoličkom portom..

- Vozi bicikl

- Prelazi ulicu samo na "zeleno"

- Ne pere terasu kad kom�inica sprat ni�e �iri beli ve�

- Vodi decu zimi na Venac da se sankaju

- Prvog januara gleda "Novogodi�nji koncert" u Beču i turneju "Četiri skakaonice"

- Ne mrzi nikog

- Vole Novi Sad

VREĐANjE SA STILOM

These glorious insults are from an era before the English language got boiled down to four letter words.

A member of Parliament to Disraeli: "Sir, you will either die on the gallows or of some unspeakable disease." "That depends, Sir," said Disraeli, "whether I embrace your policies or your mistress." ● ● ● "He had delusions of adequacy." - Walter Kerr ● ● ● "He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire." � Winston Churchill ● ● ● "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." Clarence Darrow ● ● ● "He has never been known to use a word that

might send a reader to the dictionary." - William Faulkner (about Ernest Hemingway).

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"Thank you for sending me a copy of your book; I'll waste no time reading it." - Moses Hadas

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"I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

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"He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends.." - Oscar Wilde

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"I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring a friend.... if you have one." - George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill

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"Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second... if there is one." - Winston Churchill, in response.

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"I feel so miserable without you; it's almost like having you here." � Stephen Bishop

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�PIGL � DVOJNICI POZNATIH Mapa Pariza iz 1540. → Potkovičasta kraba (limulidae)

"He loves nature in spite of what it did to him." - Forrest Tucker

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"Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?" - Mark Twain

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"His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork." - Mae West

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"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.." � Oscar Wilde

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"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts� for support rather than illumination." - Andrew Lang

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"He has Van Gogh's ear for music." - Billy Wilder

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"I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it." - Groucho Marx

PITANjA GUGLU

ugl je već dugo mesto odgovora na (skoro) sva na�a pitanja i nedoumice. Dana�nje generacije vi�e ne  moraju da odgovore tra�e u knjigama ili da rizikuju da se osramote pred nekim drugim, jer imaju Gugl. Ali  iznenadili biste se �ta sve zanima ljude. Ovo su neke od najluđih Gugl pretraga.

1. Je li normalno da mi je leva bradavica veća od druge dve?

2. Za�to je moj tata u haljini?

3. Za�to je moja �ena oti�la iz grada s bananom?

4. Za�to se 11 (na engleskom) ne ka�e "onety one"

5. Da se pojedem da li bih bio dvostruko veći ili bih potpuno nestao?

6. Volim da zalepim palčeve na dlanove da vidim kako je to biti dinosaurus.

7. Ekstremno se bojim Kineza.

8. Je li zdravo piti sopstveni urin?

9. �ta mi ove jagode rade na bradavicama kad mi trebaju za voćnu salatu?

10. Mo�e li Isus da podgreje burito?

11. Kako to da mi, kad razgovaram sa devojkama na Fejsbuku, one ne odgovaraju?

12. Da li nevinost opet izraste?

13. Za�to na�im kućnim ljubimcima otpadaju glave?

14. Kako bi nam izgledale stolice da nam se kolena savijaju na drugu stranu?

LOCIRAJTE SE

� Vi mora da ste iz Ontarija ako� (CND, poglavlje LXXVIII)

3858. When trying to tell people where you are from, you just say "hey I am this far away from Toronto", and suddenly everyone gets it.
3859. You know Ontario is the centre of the universe
3860. You can't remember the last time you heard French.
3861. Despite 9+ years of French, you know more Punjabi, Bengali, Hindi or Chinese.
3862. You don't see a white cab driver.
3863. You know that the "Leafs" suck, but you refuse to let anyone else know. Besides, they may just win the Cup this year, its only been 39 years.
3864. Or you hate the "Leafs" entirely, and cheer on the "Senators". An apparently much better team.
3865. You haven't been to any of the other provinces, except for Quebec (drinking age), because well whats the point? You might as well go to the States.
3866. We know 401 isn't a tax form
3867. We know there is a difference between QEW, Gardiner and 403. Though technically are the same road
3868. You think people from Alberta are whiny rednecks, who don't know how to share (Unless you are Maggie's boyfriend).
3869. You know you're from Ontario when people think that Toronto is the nations capital and you can correct them because you live here and know better.
3870. Or you know you're from Ontario when everyone else is Canada hates you just because� They have no better reason.

3871. If you are not from Toronto, you try your hardest to "prove" that you are better than them. But try as you may, you are one of them.

3872. "Vacation" means going to Barrie for the weekend. 3873. Your $400,000 Toronto home is actually a dump 3874. You're in the only province with hard-core American-style crime 3875. Baseball fans park on your front lawn and pee on the side of your house 3876. You know there's no such thing as an Ontario Seperatist 3877. Your grandparents sold booze to the States during Prohibition 3878. Lots of tourists come to Toronto because they mistakenly believe it's a cool city 3879. You have enough French vocabulary to get by some of the day in Ottawa without them thinking that you're a completly incapable American. 3880. You voted Liberal in the last election. 3881. You know you are from Ontario when a 45 minute drive can mean the diference between an inch and a metre of snow (i.e. Toronto to Barrie) 3882. You do know some Franglais 3883. You are hick, and damn proud of it. 3884. Your idea of a good weekend is picking up a 24 of beer and going camping 3885. You can outdrink anyone for downsouth (southern ontario) by the age of 15

3886. Your best friend owns a pot-belly-pig and its completely normal
3887. You know what a quad is and you own at least one
3888. Bonfires are huge thanks to that great canadian fire starter (know as gas) and you actually can light a bonfire in your backyard without lighing your neighbors house on fire cuz we actually have decent sized yards

� Vi mora da ste iz Oregona ako� (SAD, poglavlje LXXIX)

3889. You use the statement "sun break" and know what it means.

3890. You know more than 10 ways to order coffee.
3891. You know more people who own boats than air conditioners.

3892. You feel overdressed wearing a suit to a nice restaurant. 3893. You stand on a deserted corner in the rain waiting for the "Walk" signal. 3894. You consider that if it has no snow or has not recently erupted, it is not a real mountain. 3895. You know the difference between Chinook, Coho, and Sockeye salmon. 3896. You know how to pronounce Sequim, Puyallup, Issaquah, Oregon, Yakima, and Willamette. 3897. You consider swimming an indoor sport. 3898. You have no concept of humidity without precipitation

3899. You know that Boring is a town in Oregon and not just a state of mind.

Iako do zaključenja ovog broja izbori za titule Miss i Mistera sajta "Domaći.de" jo� nisu krenuli, u ovom broju objavljujemo kupon. Razlog ka�njenja je prenatrpan raspored glavnog voditelja.

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