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Nedelja, 6. XI 2011.

U ovom broju donosimo: 2. Fejs-bruk! Smejurije sa Fejsbuka 4. �pigl - dvojnici poznatih Foto-feljton: dvojnici poznatih ličnosti. 6. 10 things longer than Kim's marriage Po�to je brak Kim Karda�ian trajao svega 72 dana 6. Mali srpski sanovnik Par obja�njenja 7. Locirajte se! Vi mora da ste iz� ako je većina ovih tvrdnji tačna (Otava; 4022-4029) 7. �irom neta Izbori za Miss i Mistera na "Domaći.de" 8. Kupon Kupon za gorepomenute izbore

Sačuvajte ovaj broj! Mo�ete od njega da napravite: - molersku kapu - brodić - avion koji leti� Urednicima ostalih časopisa: Budite fer i ostavite link za ovaj časopis kad već uzimate materijal odavde!

FEJS-BRUK!

o�to se svakog dana gomilaju raznorazne odvale sa dru�tvene mre�e "Facebook", na sajtu   http://failbook.com/ su počele da se pojavljuju slike sa istim. Predstavljamo vam najbolje odvale, a  njih ima jako puno pa je lak�e da ih postavimo u tekstualnom obliku. Imena i slike profila su tamo zamaskirane, pa ćemo učesnike u komentarima predstavljati brojevima: (1), (2), (3) itd. Napomene će biti crvenom bojom.

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Chat:

(1): Lajka� mi sliku? Plizz...

(2): Hahahah. Za tebe dva puta. :-)

(1): Kako dva puta?

(2): Like � unlike. Ti si fejk.

(1): �ta to znači? Da sam cool?

(2): Hahahaha. Da!

(1): Hvala. I ti si fejk! :-)

[ f ] [ f ] [ f ] Status: (1) je slobodan/na (2): Otkad? (3): S kim??? [ f ] [ f ] [ f ] Status: Don't run from what comes naturally to you. (2): What if that something is killer bees? [ f ] [ f ] [ f ] Status: My englyish teecher is a racist. He allways gives me bad repoorts just coz i is blak. (crnkinja) (2): Ya, I bet that's the reason, Shaniqua. [ f ] [ f ] [ f ] Status: Can anyone guess what I'm doing at this current moment? (2): Waiting for people to comment on this status? [ f ] [ f ] [ f ] Status: Almost went to jail today. Scared the crap outta me... (2): How scared were you? :-O (1): Pretty scared. Those "Monopoly" games get pretty intense!

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Status: (1) went from being "in a relationship" to "single".

(2): Really? What happened?

(3): He probably broke up with his girlfriend.

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Album: My new coffee cup is just like me: sunshine on the outside, but with a heart of darkness... bwahahahaha... (na slici je tamnoplava �oljica sa aplikacijom sunca)

(2): And dirty on the bottom?

(3): And large handles on the side?

(1): Sadly, both of these things are true.

[ f ] [ f ] [ f ] Album: Latest pic of my car... ((1) je umesto slike auta stavio sliku na kojoj pi�e: "This image requires a facebook gold account) (2): Dude what the f*ck is with this "Facebook gold" sh*t... It's starting to weird me out. (3): [Comment only available to Facebook� Gold� account holders] (2): Wow, so they really are charging people! (1): [Comment only available to Facebook� Gold� account holders] (3): [Comment only available to Facebook� Gold� account holders] (1): [Comment only available to Facebook� Gold� account holders]

�PIGL � DVOJNICI POZNATIH Indijana D�ons i Tom Selek → Čip i Dejl

(naravno, (1) i (3) su sami otkucali taj tekst)

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Chat:

- I'm watching "Beauty and the beast". If you were a beast, I'd still love you.

- And if you were a beauty I'd still love you.

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Status: Swear To God I Cant Even Do This Stupid Essay Anyone Wanna Help Mee??

(2): First tip, turn on spelling and grammar checker.

(1): Why that's how i always speel me words?

(2): Oh, dear.

(2): Second tip, don't bother doing the essay. You will probably get better marks handing in a blank piece of paper

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Status: F*cking pissed. Don't talk to me unless you wanna be cussed out.

Status: Lonely. So incredibly lonely. :'( (oba statusa su napisana u razmaku od pola sata)

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Status: Just woke up from worst nightmare ever!!! Ugh... I want to scuba my brain, and unsee what I've seen. :-(

(1): "Scrub" my brain, not "scuba". Danny, this nightmare continues...

(1): "DAMN", not "Danny"... duck you spell autocorrect!

(1): I give up.

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Status: I wasn't that drunk.

(2): Dude, you were hugging an old man with a beard screaming: "Dumbledore... you're alive!"

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Status: I love my in-laws. Just thought I'd share that.

(2): Hey, you guys going camping this weekend?

(1): Yes... Unless burglars are reading this, in which case I'll be sitting in my living room cleaning my shotgun all weekend.

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Status: "It's impossible", said pride. "It's risky", said experience. "It's pointless", said reason. "Give it a try", whispered the heart.

(2): "What the hell was that??????" shouted the anus two minutes later.

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Status: Ugasi fejs, pa prebroj prijatelje...

(2): Kako?

[ f ] [ f ] [ f ] Slika: tetova�a rimskih brojeva: VIII-XXXI-MMVIII Status: 5-31-2008 (2): You do know that VIII is 8. It should just be V for 5 (3): I believe you are correct, (2) (4): Uh-oh... VIII is 8... (3): Simple fix. Have birth certificate changed to say august. [ f ] [ f ] [ f ] Status: Jebote, dijete ima 6-7 godina i već ima fejs! o.O (2): Haha. Pa neki debilosi rade djetetu čim se rodi fejs (3): Čim se rodi fejs, rade djetetu? (4): Pa, da doda drugare iz vrtića.

(2): Da. Znam jedne osobno. :-) I onda ti na statusu pi�u kao tipa ne�to: "Jupii! Danas sam prohodao." Iskreno, to je meni bolesno. Ne znam va�e mi�ljenje, ali...

(3): Aaaaaaaa... Jbm ti, kako se tehnologija razvija. Nisam znala da su počeli rađat fejs!

[ f ] [ f ] [ f ] Status: Keys open doors. But bricks open windows. (2): Farts open windows too. lol [ f ] [ f ] [ f ] Status: Bit of a random question. Are "Ryvita original" crisp breads gonna do any harm to a guinea pig? (2): It depends how hard you throw them. [ f ] [ f ] [ f ] Status: gole matorke (2): Budalo, nije to "search"! [ f ] [ f ] [ f ] Status: Tako sam sexy da me groznica trese i moje tijelo slatki je grijeh... učini mi sve �to po�elim... Grrr... (1): Da, da, da, da, da, daaaa uuuuuu ooo yeeee (1): Za�to niko ne lajkaaaaaa????? (dečko je s�m sebi lajkovao i post i komentare)

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Status: Nemoj da se kaje� zbog nečega �to si uradio, ako si u tom trenutku bio srećan!

(2): ... reče samoubica i di�e se u vazduh

(1): E, ja bi se pre ubila, nego izvr�ila samoubistvo... To je malo glupo. :-D

MALI SRPSKI SANOVNIK

- Ako spavate na tetkinom kauču i sanjate "Meridijan banku", postaćete milioner.

- Ako sanjate Legiju, imaćete posla sa policijom. - Ako sanjate da obijate trafiku, postaćete ministar. - Ako sanjate Skup�tinu, dolazi cirkus. - Ako sanjate kosovski pejza�, ostaćete bez nasledstva. - Ako sanjate Ha�ki tribunal, sti�u vam neplaćeni računi. - Ako sanjate Karlu del Ponte, imaćete problema sa potencijom. - Ako sanjate ruski veto, mo�ete biti sigurni da samo sanjate. - Ako sanjate Pasuljanske livade, krajnje je vreme da se opasuljite. - Ako sanjate Čedu Jovanovića, od vas zavisi. - Ako sanjate Oli Rena, od vas ni�ta ne zavisi. - Ako sanjate povećanje penzije, uzalud sanjate. - Ako sanjate lep�u budućnost, vreme je da se probudite. - Ako ni�ta ne sanjate, vi imate najveće �anse da ostvarite svoje snove.

LOCIRAJTE SE

� Vi mora da ste iz Otave ako� (CDN, OT, poglavlje LXXIX)
4022. You remember RJ's Boom Boom Saloon turning into the Liquor Dome, whose days of serving alcohol to minors ended when it turned into Capital City music hall, which after a few David Usher and Massari shows turned into� well, condos.

4023. When you've never been in Place D'Orleans. In fact, no one has ever been in Place D'Orleans, Ottawa or not�

4024. You remember the amazing breakfast at the Golden Griddle before it turned into a Hooters and now some pub or something

4025. You've ever heard someone at school yell "shag" or "shawg" or however the hell it's spelled 4026. The Sens earned you some free pizza 4027. You ever go out of town and the headlines report "Local Group Protest's Ottawa's Decision". Hold on, guys! Don't blame the whole city! 4028. You hear the Tulip Festival is coming and can't wait to see the concert line up!� Queen of the Netherlands? Who the hell is that? 4029. You've been thanked for your garbage in a shopping mall

Do zaključenja ovog broja, za izbore za titule Miss i Mistera sajta "Domaći.de" jo� uvek je prijavljeno troje učesnika: jedna devojka i dva momka. Prema planu, opet objavljujemo kupon. Po�to je jedno od pravila za prijavljivanje i 100 postova na forumu "Domaćeg", slikanjem sa ovim kuponom (tj. celom stranicom) članovima treba samo 50 postova. Va�a redakcija

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