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Nedelja, 29. IV 2012.
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U ovom broju donosimo: 2.
Fejs-bruk!
Smejurije
sa Fejsbuka 3. Nova
Barbika
Najnoviji model svetski poznate lutke
Foto-feljton: dvojnici poznatih ličnosti.
Makedonsko-turski
rečnik 7. Širom
neta
Vesti sa četova, foruma i newsgrupa |
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FEJS-BRUK!
ošto
se svakog dana gomilaju svakakve odvale na "Facebook-u", na sajtu http://failbook.com/
su počele da se
pojavljuju slike sa istim. Predstavljamo vam najbolje
odvale, a njih ima jako puno pa je lakše da ih postavimo u tekstualnom
obliku.
Imena i slike profila su tamo zamaskirane, pa ćemo učesnike u
komentarima predstavljati brojevima: [1], [2], [3]
itd. Napomene će biti crvenom bojom.
[ FB ]
Status: Trudna sam. Ne znam ko je otac.
Like ako si me ti tucao.
482
ljudi se ovo
sviđa
[ FB ]
Status: Got pulled over today. The officer
comes up to my window and says
"papers". I said "Rock, I win" and then I drove off.
(2): Doesn't paper beat rock?
[ FB ]
[ FB ]
Status: Learning pyrokinesis (20 minutes ago) (pirokineza je kontrola vatre/toplote
putem telekineze)
Status: At the hospital (24 seconds ago)
[ SMS ]
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Uhm, who are
you? Christine changed all the names on my phone.
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What am I
called?
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Voldemort
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OMG! That's soo
mean! She knows that I had a nose operation a couple of years ago!!!
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Oh, hi Jessica!
:-)
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F**k you!
[ FB ]
Status: ofcoursetodayhadtoendlikethat
[2]: Niggastoleurspacebartoo?
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Hi! Trebala bi
mi pomoć oko kupnje nogometne lopte i to dosta hitno. Ovako, doći
će mi frend iz Njemačke kojemu je nogomet jedini hobby ili, još
bolje, sve na svijetu, a ja se kao žensko u nogomet ne kužim... Što da
mu
kupim? Neku zbilja kvalitetnu loptu ili "Nike"?
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Ma daj mu
p*čke i mirna si!
[ SMS ]
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How do I tell
Chris I like him though? These things are hard. :-(
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You just did,
Ellie. ;-)
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Oh my gosh, I'm
so sorry! That was to Jenna!
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Her name isn't
even close to mine though... Did you send this on purpose to me? Don't
worry if
you did. ;-)
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Maybe. ;-) Does
that mean you like me too? :-D ♥
- No.
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[ FB ] Status: The Bible says "do not be afraid"
365 times, a reminder that we should live everyday fearles [2]: It's a leap year. [1]: Sh...
[ FB ] Status: Today marks my 5 month anniversary
with an actual human woman. Who's doubting who's sexuality now, mom???
[ FB ] Chat: - Šta radiš? - Ništa. Ti? :-) - Ja se dopisujem sa najljepšom djevojkom na FB-u.
:-) ♥ - Hahaha... Fala :-D ♥ - No, ne odgovara mi pa rek'o da vidim šta ti
radiš. :-) |
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[ FB ]
Status: I hate it when you read all 834
pages of a book only for the plot to be
left unfinished.
[2]: Hopefully you are not reading the phone
book?
[1]: I didn't like that book... Too many
characters.
[ FB ]
Status: "Twilight" drinking game rules:
1)
Drink 40 shots
when you press "play" so you can die before the movie starts.
[ FB ]
Komentar slike: Is your cover photo of Chernobyl?
(2): No, it's my neighbourhood.
[ FB ]
Status: Volim najružniju osobu na svjetu –
sebe naravno! ^^
[2]: Kak slatko!
[3]: Nisi ružna!
[1]: Jesam
[4]: Ružna si.
[1]: Goni se, majmune! Što komentarišeš onda?
[ FB ]
Chat:
- Može jedan lajk na fotku? Hvala :***
- Je l' ti život zavisi od toga?
- Da.
- E, onda umri... Šta da ti kažem...
[ FB ]
Status: I've made a lot of mistakes in my
life, and I never plan on making one
agian.
[1]: again*
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[ FB ] Status: [1] mijenja status iz "slobodnog" u
vezu [1] se ovo sviđa [1]: ali prvo trebam izaći sa njom.
nisam je još pito. sretno mi [1]: Sviđa mi se.
[ FB ] (isti
lik, preneseno kako je i u statusu) Status: Ja slusam strane pjesme najcesce
od bolobana rajovica [1] se ovo sviđa [1]: Sviđa mi se
[ FB ] Status: If I could pick three words that
describe myself, they would be "I
suck at math"
[ FB ] Status: Kako posle nas da suncu vratim
sjaj? :-/ |
[ FB ]
Status: I accidentally used aol.com to
search for something today. I feel like
everyone who works there probably high-fived each other and got really
hopeful
about the future.
[ FB ]
Status: (devojka svom momku) Can we just be really cute, and
watch your
favourite Disney movie together, cuddling underneath the sheets with
the lights
off, and maybe fall silently asleep in each others arms?
[2] (momak
odgovara):
That's gay...
[1]: :'(
[ FB ] Status: Ima li nekih utakmica za sutra? Hvala unaprijed. [2]: Imaš Italiju 1. liga, Srbija 1. liga i
Liga šampiona. [1]: A ima li neka prognoza? [3]: U Srbiji u sredu pretežno oblačno, pre
podne u severnim, zapadnim i centralnim, sredinom dana i u ostalim
predelima sa
kišom i lokalnim pljuskovima sa grmljavinom. Poslepodne razvedravanje
sa
zapada. Duvaće slab do umeren zapadni vetar. Minimalna temperatura od
9°C
do 13°C, maksimalna dnevna od 17°C do 21°C. |  |
РЕЧНИК
НА ТУРСКИ
СЕРИИ
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Makedonski |
Turski |
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Новороденче |
Сефте
чоџук |
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Близанци |
Сарадан
чоџук |
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Семафор |
Ишарет
фенер |
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Пијаница
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Ќор
ќутук |
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Манекен |
Дуздисан
калтабан |
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Бинго |
Ќелепур
касмет |
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Распуштеница |
Сиктер
анама |
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Лименка
пиво |
Тенеќе
бира |
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Премиер |
Далаверџи
чауш |
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Министер |
Резил
чауш |
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Пратеник |
Орта
калпазан |
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Амбасадор |
Џенем
суртук |
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Саксафон |
Тенеќе
зурла |
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Огледало |
Карши
сурат |
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Фармерки |
Ѕевгар
ѕиври |
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Цариник |
Арач
намќор |
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Детска
соба |
Чоџук
одаја |
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Пасош |
Џенем
сурат тапија |
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Стечаец |
Ептен
борчлија |
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Лична
карта |
Сурат
тапија |
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Појачало |
Ептен
ѓурулти кутија |
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Свадба |
Узур
џева |
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Кондом |
Лезет
најлон |
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Штала |
Мууу
харем |
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Шминкерка |
Сурат
тафраџика |
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Шведска
маса |
Јагма
софра |
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Златно
славејче |
Алтан
билбиљ |
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Мобилен |
Џенем
абер јокгајтан |
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Телефон |
Абергајтан |
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Падобранец |
Чад'р
будала |
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Лекар
стажист |
Аџами
еким |
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Ананас |
Машала
шишарка |
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Брзата
птица итрица |
Турбо
билбиљ ептен курназ |
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Којотот |
Ем
баксуз ем абдал |
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Повратен
билет |
Пишман
карта |
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Телевизор |
Сурат
кутија |
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Радио |
Ѓурулти
кутија |
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Брза
помош |
Турбо
еким |
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Војска
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Чифте
сурија |
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Аладинова
ламба |
Ѓурулти
бардак |
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Сепаре |
Башка
лезет |
LOCIRAJTE SE
4750. Courtesy is the way of life, but you only use it in front of adults. 4751. Its not "Sawasdee" to you, but rather "Waddee woi". (prvo je pozdrav, a drugo nisam uspeo da prevedem – prim. ured) |
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4753. It is a high possibility that you have a dab of Chinese blood in
you.
4754. They sold you cigarettes when you were 13, and they didn't care.
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4755. You started buying beer and liquor when you were 15, and they
only sold
it to you because you looked good or looked old enough. 4756. They never sold you mixed drinks in clubs, you just brought a huge bottle of whatever liquor they sold you in the club and bring the remainders home. 4757. You have had to carry at least 1 wasted person home in 1 out of 5 times you party. 4758. Full Moon Parties by the beach are the way to go. 4759. Weed is fun, and Thai weed is fun as hell. 4760. Fuck Thai laws, fuck 'em. 4761. You started driving on the road when you were 15. 4762. You love to speed, even in heavy traffic. |  |
4763. You have bribed the cops for pulling you over for speeding or
reckless
driving.
4764. You have seen the Western teachers in your school at a club
before.
4765. You have seen the Western teachers in your school with their
so-called "girlfriend".
4766. You can tell the difference between a transvestite and a real
female.
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You know what true spicy
food tastes like. 4768. The price of things in the States (snacks, beer, etc) make you miss Thailand more and more. 4769. You have a fake ID. 4770. You have seriously considered oppening your own club. 4771. You know that the only people who ride elephants these days are tourists and the trainers. 4772. You keep having to remind yourself that bribing cops in "developed countries" is not a free get-out-of-jail card, but rather a sure-fire way to get your ass in deep shit 4773. And bargaining for anything has become a well-honed skill |
4774. When the taxi driver just wont shut the fuck up
4775. When wearin "international school" uniforms and drink n smokin
in front of the police is not wrong
4776. When theres no such thing as a boring night
4777. When all the motorcyclists look like dealers to you
4778. The taxi drivers tries to charge you more money when you arrived
at your destination because he has figured out that your not a local!
4779. Your first night in Hua Hin was spent yelling at old British
people whilst eating a binta burger
after getting kicked out of the "Hilton
club" for sneaking in alcahol!!!!!
4780. You've never called for a taxi before in your life, you just tell
the
motorcycle guy in your soi (side of a main street) to get you one…
4781. The Trok Dogs (Alley Dogs) are not to be fucked with. They live
on the
streets and thats their home, not yours.
4782. 7-eleven saved the night more than once…
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