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KODOVI (1/2)

Skraćenica Objašnjenje

AAC Alter All Commands AAR Alter At Random AB Add Backwards ACC Advance CPU Clock AEE Absolve Engineering Errors AFVC Add Finagle's Variable Constant AIB Attack Innocent Bystander AWTT Assemble With Tinker Toys BAC Branch to Alpha Centauri BAF Blow All Fuses BAFL Branch And FLush BBT Branch on Binary Tree BBW Branch Both Ways BCIL Branch Creating Infinite Loop BDC Break Down and Cry BDT Burn Data Tree

BB (something to keep an IU grad's brain company)

BBIL Branch on Burned-out Indicator Light

BEW Branch Either Way

BF Belch Fire

BH Branch and Hang

BIRM Branch on Index Register Missing

BMR Branch Multiple Registers

BOB Branch On Bug

BOD Beat On the Disk

BOHP Bribe Operator for Higher Priority

BOI Byte Operator Immediately

BPDI Be Polite, Don't Interrupt

BPO Branch on Power Off

BRSS Branch on SunSpot

BSO Branch on Sleepy Operator

BST Backspace and Stretch Tape

BW Branch on Whim

CBNC Close, But No Cigar

CCD Clear Core and Dump

CDC Close Disk Cover

CDIOOAZ Calm Down, It's Only Ones And Zeroes

CEMUS Close Eyes and Monkey with User Space

CH Create Havoc CLBR CLoBber Register CLBRI CLoBber Register Immediately CM Circulate Memory CMD Compare Meaningless Data CML Compute Meaning of Life CNB Cause Nervous Breakdown COLB Crash for Operator's Lunch Break CPPR Crumple Printer Paper and Rip CRASH Continue Running After Stop or Halt CRB Crash and Burn CRN Convert to Roman Numerals CS Crash System CSL Curse and Swear Loudly CU Convert to Unary CVG Convert to Garbage CWOM Complement Write-Only Memory CZZC Convert Zone to Zip-Code DBTP Drop Back Ten and Punt DBZ Divide By Zero DC Divide and Conquer DDC Dally During Calculations DLN Don't Look Now... DMNS Do What I Mean, Not what I Say DMPE Decide to Major in Phys. Ed.

DMPK Destroy Memory Protect Key

DNPG Do Not Pass Go

DO Divide and Overflow

DOC Drive Operator Crazy

DP Punch Invalid

DPMI Declare Programmer Mentally Incompetent

DPR Destroy Program

DTC Destroy This Command

DTE Decrement Telephone Extension

DTVFL Destroy Third Variable From Left

DW Destroy World

ECO Electrocute Computer Operator

EEOIFNO Execute Every Other Instruction From Now On

EFD Emulate Frisbee using Disk pack

EBB Edit and Blank Buffer EC Eat Card EIAO Execute In Any Order EM Emulate 407 EMW Emulate Matag Washer ENF Emit Noxious Fumes EP Execute Programmer EROS Erase Read-Only Storage EXOP Execute Operator EXPP Execute Political Prisoner FLI Flash Lights Impressively EIOC Execute Invalid Op-Code FSM Fold, Spindle and Mutilate EPI Execute Programmer Immediately FSRA Forms Skip and Run Away EMPC Emulate Pocket Calculator EMSE Edit and Mark Something Else GCAR Get Correct Answer Regardless GDP Grin Defiantly at Programmer

GFD Go Forth and Divide

GFM Go Forth and Multiply

HCF Halt and Catch Fire

HCP Hide Central Processor

IAE Ignore All Exceptions

IAI Inquire And Ignore

IBP Insert Bug and Proceed

IIB Ignore Inquiry and Branch

ISC Insert Sarcastic Comments

JTZ Jump to Twilight Zone

KCE Kill Consultant on Error

LAP Laugh At Programmer

LCC Load and Clear Core

LPA Lead Programmer Astray

LSPSW Load and Scrample PSW

MAZ Multiply Answer by Zero

MBF Multiply and Be Fruitfull

MLR Move and Lose Record

MST Mount Scotch Tape

MW Malfunction Whenever

MWAG Make Wild-Assed Guess

MWT Malfunction Without Telling

OML Obey Murphy's Laws

P$*] Punch Obscenity

PBC Print and Break Chain

PD Play Dead

PDSK Punch Disk

PEHC Punch Extra Holes in Cards

PFD Punt on Fourth Down

PI Punch Invalid

PLSC Perform Light Show on Console

PNRP Print Nasty Replies to Programmer

POCL Punch Out Console Lights POPI Punch Operator Immediately PPSW Pack Program Status Word PS* Punch obscenity PSD Pause and smoke dope PVLC Punch variable length card RA Randomize answer RASC Read and shred card RBT Rewind and break tape RCB Read command backwards RD Reverse directions RDA Refuse to disclose answer RDB Run disk backwards RDI Reverse dum immediate RDS Read sideways RIRG Read inter-record gap RLI Rotate left indefinitely ROC Randomize OP codes ROO Rub out operator RPB Read print and blush RPM Read programmer's mind RSC Read and shred card

RRSGWSSNK Round and round she goes, where she stops, nobody knows

RSD On read error self destruct

RSTOM Read from store-only memory

RT Reduce thruput

RTS Return to sender

SCCA Short circuit on correct answer

RWCR Rewind card reader SAI Skip all instructions SFH Set flags to half-mast SFT Stall for time SHAB Shift a bit SAS Sit and spin SHABM Shift a bit more SIP Store indefinite precision SLP Sharpen light pen SMR Skip on meaningless result SOS Sign off, stupid SOT Sit on a tack SPD Spin dry disc SPS Set panel switches SRCC Select reader and chew cards SRDR Shift right double ridiculous SRSD Seek record and scar disk SRZ Subtract and reset to zero SSJ Select stacker and jam STA Store anywhere STROM Store in read-only memory

SPSW Scramble program status word

SQPC Sit quietly and play with your crayons

TARC Take arithmetic review course

TDB Transfer and drop bits

TLO Turn indicator lights off

TN Take a nap

TPDH Tell programmer to do it him/herself

TPF Turn power off

TPN Turn power on

TSH Trap secretary and halt

TTA Try, try again

UCB Uncouple CPU and branch

UER Update and erase record

ULDA Unload accumulator

UNPD Unplug and dump

UP Understand program

UPCI Update card in place

WBT Water binary tree

WEMG Write eighteen minute gap

WF Wait forever

WHFO Wait until Hell freezes over

WI Write illegibly

WPM Write programmer's mind

WSWW Work in strange and wondrous ways

WWLR Write wrong-length record

XSP Execute systems programmer

ZAR Zero any register

MUĆKE

● E8 The Frog's legacy

(Del prodaje kompjutere)

Majk: Nisam zainteresovan. Zašto ne pitaš Trigera?

Del: Triger? Sa kompjuterom? Mani me se, još se bakće sa prekidačima za svetlo.

Albert: Poslednji put sam probao tako nešto u Egiptu.

Majk: Je li to bilo u lokalnoj krčmi?

Albert: Ne, upao sam u Nil.

Rini: Albert Troter? Kako si.

Albert: Zdravo, Rini, curo! Kako si?

Rini: Mislila sam da si potonuo sa "Lusitanijom".

Rodni: Kladim se u petaka da jeste.

Bojsi: Sećam je se još od pre mnogo godina. Nikada nije bila skroz čista. Triger: Ej, to je moja tetka o kojoj pričaš. Majk: Mora da vam je to porodično. Del: Ne...! Tetka Rini...? To nije Rini Tarpin? Rini: Sećaš me se, zar ne? Del: Sećam li te se? Sećam li te se? Još uvek imam košmare zbog tebe. Albert: Bila je pravi mali rejver u svojim mlađim danima. Sećaju se toga, tokom rata, imala je više Jenkija nego Ajzenhauer. Čuo sam da je iskrcavanje na Normandiju počelo sa njene suknje. Tip na pijaci: Samo se pretvara. On je deo svega toga. Del: Ne, nije... Ne! Nikada se pre nismo sreli, zar ne? Albert: Ne, Del. Nismo.

Del: Dođi ovamo!

Albert: Rekao si mi da se pretvaram da mi je bolje pred publikom.

Del: Znam. Nisam ti rekao da izvodiš tačku iz "Pevajući na kiši"! Pojavio si se kao matori otac. I na jedno trljanje masažera pretvorio si se u Vejna Slipa!

Del (o Bojsiju): Tipično za njega, zar ne? Zato je tako bogat, zato što je cicija. On je od onih tipova što kupe konzervu pasulja u utorak kako bi u sredu mogao da se kupa u kadi punoj mehurića.

Rodni: Taj Fredi Žabac. Jel imao neki hobi ili zanimaciju?

Del: "Hobi ili zanimaciju"? Tražimo njegovo zlato, a ne prokleti teniski reket.

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