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Nedelja, 27. X 7532.

U ovom broju donosimo: 2. Ove nedelje u bioskopu "Ode on" Alternativni završetak "Titanika"!!! 2. Fejs-bruk! Smejurije sa Fejsbuka 4. Kviz: I oni su bili klinci! Pogodite poznatu ličnost 7. Metal people Par činjenica o metalcima 8. Južnjački padeži Dokaz da postoje padeži na jugu Srbije

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FEJS-BRUK!

ošto se svakog dana gomilaju svakakve odvale na "Facebook-u", na sajtu http://failbook.com/ su  počele da se pojavljuju slike sa istim. Predstavljamo vam najbolje odvale, a njih ima jako puno pa  je lakše da ih postavimo u tekstualnom obliku. Imena i slike profila su tamo zamaskirane, pa ćemo učesnike u komentarima predstavljati brojevima: [1], [2], [3] itd. Napomene će biti crvenom bojom.

[ FB ]

Status: Toliko sam nežna prema muškarcima koji mi se sviđaju da oni ne da ne kontaju da mi se sviđaju, nego kontaju da mi trebaju da istovaramo ugalj.

[ T ]

Status: Whoever said iOS7 waterproofs your phone... F*ck you!

[ SMS ]

- Hey, mom. Matt and I are done banging. Pick me up now? I'm tired.

- Woah! That's weird... Me and your father just got done banging too! It's a sign! Haha

- Ah, sh*t! I meant "done hanging"... Wait, what? O.o - 30 bucks this never happened - Deal! [ FB ] Status: Three simple rules: 1. If you don't go after what you want, you will never have it. 2. If you don't ask, the answer will always be a "no". 3. If you don't step forward, you will always be on the same place. [2] (mama): 4. If you don't get off "Facebook" and go to bed, you will get in trouble. [ T ] Status: My girlfriend found lipstick in my pocket. I told her straight up I was cheating. There was no way I was going to confess I sell "Avon"! [ FB ] Status: Halloween costume suggestions? [2]: Tell people you're going as "Half life 3", then don't show up to the parties. [ T ] Status: Is there two different GTA? Because I'm seeing some ppl say "GTAV" and some ppl saying "GTA5".

[ T ]

Status: So, "Dexter" is officially over. Spoiler alert: In the final episode, Dexter's sister DeeDee destroys his laboratory.

[ FB ] Status: Where to buy chicken casserole supplies [2]: Dad, this is "Facebook", not "Google". Try again. [1]: Where to buy chicken casserole supplies [2]: Dad, no. [1]: Where to buy supplies for chicken casserole [2]: WTF! Are you serious? [1]: Chicken casserole supply store [2]: Fiesta Mart, 8130 Kirby Drive [ SMS ] - Ljubavi, ajde večeras da skačemo po krevetu. - Zašto? - Pa da komšije misle da vodimo ljubav. - Ajde ti malo lupaj kašikom o tanjir. - Zašto? - Pa da komšije pomisle da sam ti dala da jedeš.

[ SMS ]

- Love you, Josh

- Go to hell, bitch!

- John! I meant John! Autocorrect sucks...

- Oh, OK sweetie. Love you!

- OMG Kassie, I just texted John saying I love Josh... I told him it was autocorrect. He bought it! Hahaha

- As I was saying: go to hell, bitch!

[ FB ] Status: Why it isn't it called New Paris, France? The one in Texas was there first! (misli na grad Pariz, ali u Teksasu) [2]: Please, just jump off a cliff [ FB ] Status: Okay, serious question: What's all this government shutting down business? I notice no difference... [2]: They say it shutdown, but has anyone tried turning it off and back on again? [3]: Yeah, government. Take out the battery out and put it back in. [4]: Unplug the cord from the wall, wait 2 minutes, then plug it back in. [5]: Are they donwloading a new patch or something? [6]: Well, it is Tuesday. Servers are just down for maintenance, America. Calm down.

KVIZ: I ONI SU BILI KLINCI! Ovo je slika jedne poznate ličnosti. Vaš zadatak je da pogodite o kome se radi. Rešenje je na poslednjoj strani.

[ T ]

Status: I'm sick of the US government! I'm moving to California! F*ck the US!

[ FB ] Status: It's cute how you swear because you don't have a vocabulary. [2]: That's a f*cking farcical and errorneous assertion! [ FB ] Status: Lif is too short. [2]: It's a little longer if you spell it correctly ;) [ SMS ] - Medo, hoćeš li mi kupiti one čizmice od 500€ što smo videli sinoć? :* - Mačkice, je l' si ti čula šta se nosi ovih dana? - Šta, medo moj mali? :* - Nosi se u p*čku materinu! [ FB ] Status: There is so much excitement in this house... It's Alex's 3rd birthday party and Jack can't wait! [2]: Happy birthday, Jack [1]: Close [ FB ] Status: Oh my god! I just found out "Titanic" actually happened and isn't just a film!!!

[ FB ]

Status: Call me ASAP! (As Soon As Possible = Što je pre moguće)

[2]: Hey, ASAP, how are you?

[2]: Dumbass

[ FB ] Status: I've just heard three gunshots outside the apartment... [2]: Sorry. I'll stop flexing. [ T ] Status: Satan is coming for you!!! [2]: Oh, shoot! I gotta clean up the place. I didn't expect company. [ FB ] Status: Who the f*ck measures in "microinches"? [2]: Your girlfriend. [ T ] Status: Someone just tried to convince me that the government has shut down... Haha, people are idiots. Just saw a cop car literally today... [ FB ] Chat: - Ćaos. Može pitanje? - Može. - Možeš da mi daš tvoju email i tvoju šifru fejsa, da igram neku igricu. Kod mene sam sve odigrala. - Može: odjebiodmene123sad@gmail.com - Šifra? - daljemogucedasitolikoglupa - Ne mogu da uđem [ FB ] Status: "She who leaves a trail of glitter is never forgotten" [2]: But I bet the people who have to clean that up are pissed. [ FB ] Status: The government shutdown reminds me of when I played N64 as a kid and my friend would press the "Reset" button whenever he would start to lose. [ FB ] Status: My farents have been married for 27 years today. No big deal. [2]: 27 years of marital bliss. 19 years of disappointment with a daughter who can't spell "Parents"

[ FB ]

Status: Moj bivši je komunalac! Haha xD

[1]: Kupi smeće. :)

[2]: A bio je tvoj bivši...

[1]: Davno! :D

[2]: A kupi smeće :D

[1]: Hahah :D Da, da

[2]: Pa gdje te pokupi? :D

[ FB ] Status: So my "Google" isn't working. Like, the webpage is down or something. Everything else works. This is really freaking me out. [1]: I can't figure out what's wrong because I can't google out why my "Google" isn't working! [ FB ] Status: I step on a little spider (eurggh), then after being "dead" for 10 seconds, it gets up and starts walking again! Do these uglies not die? [2]: No, but they remember those who harm them. [3]: That was a zombie spider. [ FB ] Status: Does anyone have an extra "Microsoft office" suite pass key? I'm getting tired of "Open office" [2]: L3RN-1HOW-2-BOO7-L3G (learn how to boot leg) [1]: That didn't work [2]: URA-1D10T-4-7RY-ING (you are idiot for trying) [1]: That one didn't work either! You are the worse hacker ever, especially for an Asian guy! [ T ] Status: My taxi driver is dead but keeps insisting on having lengthy conversations with me and is getting very frustrated when he can't hear me. [1]: I made a typo. He is deaf, not dead! A dead man is not driving me around Sydney! [ FB ] Status: How on God's green earth did I suddenly got a social life? [2]: New cologne? [3]: Fairies [4]: Spontaneous generations [5]: Alternate universe? [6]: Aliens [7]: 42 [8]: A wormhole was opened, creating a tangent universe.

[ SMS ]

- Mom, where are you???

- Leaving "Walmart". Halfway home. Why, sweetie?

- You brought me to "Walmart" with you -.-

- Oh, darn! Be there in a bit!

[ FB ] Status: America is honestly a disappointment. I'd rather live in Iceland. I mean, sure no one lives there, but it's better than this place we call "home". [2]: By no one, you mean other than the 319.000 people there, right? [1]: That's lower than California's population. So yeah – no one. [2]: Yeah. Like, how no one lives in your house, because the population of your house being less than California's means that you have effectively called yourself no one. Cool. [ FB ] Status: What does "BRB" mean? [2]: be right back [1]: Okay. Will you tell me when you come back? [ SMS ] - I definitely feel like you hate me. - I hate everyone, so you shouldn't take it personally.

[ SMS ]

- I'm watching a movie

- What movie?

- It's about a mans wife who is brutally murdered by a serial killer and his son is left physically disabled. In a twisted turn of events, his son is kidnapped and the dad has to track and chase the kidnapper thousands of miles with the help of mentally disabled woman.

- Oh, wos!

- It's "Finding Nemo"

[ FB ]

Status: I like my men how I like my coffee...

[2]: Tall, white and slightly airheaded?

[1]: Ground up and in the fridge

[2]: To go?

[1]: Picked up from "Starbucks"?

[2]: Italian!

[1]: Slow-roasted!

[2]: I don't even... With whipped cream and chocolate sauce

[1]: Kept in glass jars

[2]: An airtight container for the good stuff

[2]: Skinny and weak?

[1]: Mug

[2]: A mug? Or a mugger? Or mugged?

[1]: We're missing the point. There's only one way. Irish.

JUŽNjAČKI PADEŽI

Nominativ: Kuj? Kvo?

Genitiv: Od kuga? Od kakvo?
Dativ: Na kuga? Na kakvo?
Akuzativ: Kuj? Koeeee?
Vokativ: Ti be amzooooo!
Instrumental: S kuga? S koe?
Lokativ: Kuj? S koe? Kude?

Rešenje kviza sa četvrte strane: Šer (Šerilin Sarkisijan, 1946)

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