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DUMBEST PATIENTS
1.
"I'm
never going to have a baby
because the hospitals don't wash them anymore". She's 30.
2.
I
once had a 20 year old female patient
who didn't know that having sex would lead to pregnancy. She had no
idea.
3.
After looking at the patients
chart and
seeing she had diabetes:
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Do you have any
medical conditions?
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No
- Are you sure, you never been told you have any diseases?
- Never.
- What medications
do you take?
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4.
A middle aged lady
in the operating theatre once
told us at the last minute (as she was being wheeled in) that she's
allergic to latex. Everyone freaks out because so much of the stuff we
use in theatre has latex in it, so we take her to the latex free
theatre and do her surgery there. When she's in recovery and awake I
enquire as to what reaction she has to latex. She said: "I just don't
really like the sound the latex gloves make, dear". I just turned
around and walked out. 5.
"No, my fiancée and I don't want our daughter to
have any of the vaccines, vitamin K shot, antibiotic eye ointment, or
PKU testing. It's poison. Poking her with the needle is worse the
'cold' she'd get without the 'poison'."
He then drove his newborn daughter and fiancée home
in a car that absolutely reeked of weed and cigarettes. 6.
20-something
year old patient comes to ER, chief complaint on the board is
"private". This should be good. Go in, he is visibly depressed and sad.
Tells a story about how he slept with a woman, didn't use protection,
and after he noticed she had a "plastic box on her". When she told him
it was an insulin pump for diabetes, he was mortified. Came in
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7.
"I had asthma when I was a child,
so stop f*cking patronising me and telling me how to raise my daughter
just
because you think you're smarter than me". Leaves hospital
Back in hospital two hours later.
Six-year-old daughter in respiratory failure and admitted to ICU.
8.
"Don't eat or drink anything after
midnight" before his 3 year old daughter's surgery the next morning
(tonsils and adenoids). While intubating his daughter the next morning,
she
vomited scrambled eggs. Her heart stopped, and I did chest compressions
on her
for 25 minutes. We got her back, aborted the surgery, and transferred
her to
pediatric ICU on a ventilator. Her father's response: "She said she was
hungry. I thought you were being too hard on her. It must have been
something
you did to her."
9. Patient had to be told that the reason her son was getting sick at school every day was because she was packing him peanut butter sandwiches and he was allergic to peanuts. She honestly didn't know that was an ingredient, and he was in middle school and wasn't bright enough to realize it himself.
10.
Had a lady measure her baby's temperature
by pre-heating the oven and putting one hand in front of it while the
other
hand was on the baby's forehead. She told the nurse her baby's fever
was about
250°.
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11.
The best was the woman who was feeding her 3 month
old dog every few days for no other reason than she thought a dog
should only eat that often. Came in for hypoglycemia (of course).
The nurse who spoke with her has no patience for
this kind of jacked ignorance, and actually shouted at her: "DO YOU EAT
EVERY THREE DAYS???" 12.
Once had a patient who was prescribed an inhaler for
his cat allergy. He came back a week later saying he was none the
better. Turns out he was spraying the inhaler on his cat. 13.
My favourite was when someone was prescribed
estrogen patches and told to stick one patch on herself every other day.
At the next follow-up she said she didn't like the
patches because she'd been "running out of space".
I didn't think to clarify to her that she should
have been placing a new patch and removing the one from
yesterday each day. Very amusing. She indeed was covered in
sticky patches. 14.
Mom brought her kids to the ER after they ate all of
their Halloween candy because they had tummy aches. They were still
eating "Reese's" peanutbutter cups when they were in the exam room. I
had to explain to her that they need to cut back on the candy and she
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