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TVOJ POLjUBAC JE KAO GROM!
Posle ukazane pomoći, Bojan je pu�ten kući, dok je
Mirjana zadr�ana
na lečenju. De�urni lekar potvrdio je da je Mirjana sme�tena na
Odeljenje
intenzivne nege, ali da joj �ivot nije ugro�en. - Pacijentkinja je
svesna, mo�e
da jede i komunicira sa osobljem. Povrede koje je zadobila su te�ke,
ali očekujemo
da će se brzo oporaviti. Posete zasad nisu dozvoljene, ali za nekoliko
dana rodbina i prijatelji moći će slobodno da je obilaze - potvrdio
je de�urni lekar bolnice u Zvečanskoj ulici. - Mlađi gospodin je do�ao u bolnicu i raspitivao se za zdravstveno stanje povređene Mirjane M. Osoblje bolnice mu je saop�tilo na kom je odeljenju i potom ga zamolilo da preuzme njenu garderobu. Međutim, među �enskim stvarima koje je preuzeo bili su i mu�ki odevni predmeti. Kada su mu objasnili da stvari pripadaju njenom mu�u, on je zaprepa�ćeno rekao: "Pa, ja sam njen mu�!" Tada su morali da mu saop�te da je Mirjana povređena u trenutku dok je u prirodi vodila ljubav sa kolegom sa posla - navodi na� sagovornik. Prema tvrdnjama dobro obave�tenog izvora, mu�karac je zadobio lak�e povrede jer je bio u ulozi "provodnika". - �ena je obna�ena le�ala na travi, dok je mu�karac u trenutku udara groma bio na kolenima. Ispostavilo se |  |
da je elektricitet samo pro�ao kroz njegovo telo, a potom udario u njegovu nagu koleginicu. Mu�karac je imao vi�e sreće i zadobio je samo lake povrede, dok je njegova partnerka izvukla deblji kraj - navodi na� sagovornik.
BRITANSKI KOMENTATORI
 | ● We
were a little bit outnumbered there, it was two against two. ● I
never comment on referees and I'm not going to break the habit of a
lifetime
for that prat. ● I'm
not a believer in luck but I do believe you need it. ● "Celtic"
were at one time nine points ahead, but somewhere along the road, their
ship
went off the rails. ● I
would not say he [David Ginola] is the best left-winger in the
Premiership, but
there are none better. |
● What's
it like being in Bethlehem, the place where Christmas began? I suppose
it's
like seeing Ian Wright at Arsenal...
● I
was saying the other day, how often the most vulnerable area for
goalies is
between their legs ...
● The
lad got over-excited when he saw the whites of the goal posts eyes.
● If
you can't stand the heat in the dressing-room, get out of the kitchen.
● It's
now 1-1, an exact reversal of the score on Saturday.
● And
I suppose they [Spurs] are nearer to being out of the FA Cup now than
any other
time since the first half of this season, when they weren't ever in it
anyway.
● He's
very fast and if he gets a yard ahead of himself nobody will catch him.
● Merseyside
derbies usually last 90 minutes and I'm sure today's won't be any
different.
● And
Arsenal now have plenty of time to dictate the last few seconds.
● I'm
going to make a prediction - it could go either way.
● And
with 4 minutes gone, the score is already 0-0.
● Strangely,
in slow motion replay, the ball seemed to hang in the air for even
longer.
● What
I said to them at half-time would be unprintable on the radio.
● He's
one of those footballers whose brains are in his head.
● I
can see the carrot at the end of the tunnel.
● Glenn
Hoddle hasn't been the Hoddle we know. Neither has Bryan Robson.
● There's
no way Ryan Giggs is another George Best. He's another Ryan Giggs.
● I
don't think there is anybody bigger or smaller than Maradona.
● Seaman came out there and the attacker didn't like it, you could see it on his face
● Barnet's
next home game will be away to Lincoln
● "Chelsea" wearing white is
like a red rag to a bull.
● Stoichkov
is pointing at the bench with his eyes.
● I
don't blame individuals - I blame myself.
● Gordon
Stachan quotes and stories [prim.
red.: R � Reporter; S � Strachan]
R: Welcome to Southampton Football
Club. Do you think you are the right man to turn things around?
S: No. I was asked if I thought I
was the right man for the job and I said, "No, I think they should have
got George Graham because I'm useless."
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R: Is that your best start to a
season?
S: Well I've still got a job so
it's far better than the Coventry one, that's for sure.
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R: Are you getting where you want
to be with this team?
S: We're not doing bad. What do you
expect us to be like? We were eighth in the league last year, in the
cup final
and we got into Europe. I don't know where you expect me to get to. Do
you
expect us to win the Champions League?
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R: Gordon, you must be delighted
with that result?
S: You're spot on! You can read me
like a book.
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S: I've got more important things
to think about. I've got a yogurt to finish by today, the expiry date
is today.
That can be my priority rather than Agustin Delgado.
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R: This might sound like a daft
question, but you'll be happy to get your first win under your belt,
won't you?
S: You're right. It is a daft
question. I'm not even going to bother answering that one. It is a daft
question, you're spot on there.
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R: Bang, there goes your unbeaten
run. Can you take it?
S: No, I'm just going to crumble
like a wreck. I'll go home, become an alcoholic and maybe jump of a
bridge.
Umm, I think I can take it, yeah.
 | ● ● ● S: Apart from yourself, we're all
quite positive round here. I'm going to whack you over the head with a
big
stick, down negative man, down. ● ● ● R: Where will Marion Pahars fit
into the team line-up? ● ● ● R: You don't take losing lightly,
do you Gordon? S: I don't take stupid comments
lightly either. ● ● ● S: What areas? Mainly that big
green one out there... ● ● ● R: Gordon, Do you think James
Beattie deserves to be in the England squad? S: I dont care, I'm Scottish R: Gordon, can we have a quick word
please? |
I za kraj - kriket:
"The bowler's Holding, the batsman's
Willey"
When Michael Holding of the "West Indies" was bowling to Peter Willey of England in the Test match at the "Oval" in 1976. Johnston claimed not to have noticed saying anything odd during the match, and only being alerted to his mistake by a letter from "a lady".
In order to form a more perfect kiss, enable
the mighty hug to promote to whom we
please but one kiss.
Article 1: Statement of Love: The Kiss
1. Kiss on the hand - I adore you
2. Kiss on the cheek - I just want to be
friends
3. Kiss on the neck - I want you
4. Kiss on the lips - I love you
5. Kiss on the ears - I am just playing
6. Kiss anywhere else - Lets not get
carried away
7. Look in your eyes - Kiss me
8. Playing with your hair - I can't live
without you
9. Hand on your
waist - I love you to much
to let you go
| Article 2: The Three Steps 1. Girls: If any guys gets fresh with you, slap him. 2. Guys: If any girl slaps you, her intentions are still good. 3. Guys & Girls: Close your eyes when kissing, it is rude to stare. Article 3: The Commandments 1. Thou shall not squeeze too hard. 2. Thou shall not ask for a kiss, but take one. 3. Thou shall kiss at every opportunity. A peach is a peach, a plum is a plum. A kiss isn't a kiss without some tongue. So open up your mouth, close your eyes, and give your tongue some exercise!!! Here are a few reasons why guys like girls: 1. They will always smell good even if its just shampoo 2. The way their heads always find the right spot on our shoulder 3. How cute they look when they sleep 4. The ease in which they fit into our arms |  |
5. The way they kiss you and all of a sudden everything is right in the
world
6. How cute they are when they eat
7. The way they take hours to get dressed but in the end it makes it
all worth
while
8. Because they are always warm even when its -30� outside
9. The way they look good no matter what they wear
10. The way they fish for compliments even though you both know that
you think
she's the most beautiful thing on this earth
11. How cute they are when they argue
12. The way her hand always finds yours
13. The way they smile
14. The way you feel when you see their name on the call ID after you
just had
a big fight
15. The way she says
"lets not fight anymore" even though you know that an hour later�.
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16. The way they kiss when you do something nice for them 17. The way they kiss you when you say "I love you" 18. Actually� just the way they kiss you� 19. The way they fall into your arms when they cry 20. Then the way they apologize for crying over something that silly 21. The way they hit you and expect it to hurt 22. Then the way they apologize when it does hurt. (even though we don't admit it)! 23. The way they say "I miss you" 24. The way you miss them 25. The way their tears make you want to change the world so that it doesn't hurt her anymore� |
Yet regardless if you love them, hate them, wish they would die or know that you would die without them� It matters not. Because once in your life, whatever they were to the world they become everything to you. When you look them in the eyes, traveling to the depths of their souls and you say a million things without trace of a sound, you know that your own life is inevitable consumed within the rhythmic beatings of her very heart. We love them for a million reasons. No paper would do it justice. It is a thing not of the mind but of the heart. A feeling. Only felt.
1252. Jel' pio? (jel' bio)
1253. Naotkrije�
1254. Ovo se onda zove jedno i drugo zove se sistem
1255. Re�enja su suprotnog znakova
1256. Sve mi glerastavi� na činioce
1257. Da li se re�enja kubne jednačine mogu da izra�e?
1258. Poklopi� obrazac rukom i prepi�e� ga
1259. Radimo zadatke polako najbr�e �to je moguće
1260. �tari �to� 1261. Vi mo�ete da se zbunete 1262. Pi�e� to na tablu �to sam ja �arao 1263. Sve na zagradi 1264. Ka�e� �ta se radi� u �koli 1265. Bogo (???) 1266. A. Pluz B. Vinus C. Minu� D. Zminus E. Pljus F. Splus 1267. Bo�ić, gledaj moja sad ovde 1268. Ona ne sme, znači sme 1269. To ume svako da zna 1270. Izvadite hemičarku! 1271. Natpi�i 1272. Vrkoristim 1273. Obra�ac |  |
1274. Operi� ruke
1275. To neje ni�ta naročito
1276. Uka'kuli�e�
1277. Ima� Dikolajević digiton (???)
1278. Ona je brekla videla čim je čula
1279. Kod tebe je starija od Du�ka ima ćiriličnu
1280. Ovde je mu je sreća
1281. To isto pi�e u ud�beniku za sedmi razred, samo �to je lep�e uokvireno
1282. Označavam ga znakom znakom
1283. Rastavi� x ispred zagrade
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